We really want to make these.

but, in addition to printing and production costs, they require fda approval.

it's super expensive.

like, nice mid-sized suburban home in middle america expensive.

in the interim, we're selling t-shirts imprinted with kushy thoughts.

if we make enough money selling shirts, we'll put the papers into production post haste.

if not, you'll have a spiffy shirt to help you get the conversation rollin'.